Stoner 1: Dude, Buddha found enlightenment. Jesus just went toward the light.
Stoner 2: Dude. That’s crazy disrespectful to Jesus. Jesus was enlightened.
Stoner 1: Yeah. Maybe. He didn’t think he was one with those moneychangers, though. I mean, you don’t get all angry at people you’re one with.
Stoner 2: True.
This concludes our foray into Stoner Debates. They’re every Tuesday and Thursday on Pearl Street, right past the guy who plays a mean saxophone.
Sorry for the short post today. It’s Saturday, and there’s a farmer’s market out there. Have to go find me some more out-of-contexts. Subscribe. I’ll be back in action tomorrow and you’ll know about it before anyone else. Except the other subscribers.