Rogue Ink

April 19, 2008

Out of Context: Buddha v. Jesus

Filed under: Writing — Tei @ 5:14 pm
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Stoner 1: Dude, Buddha found enlightenment. Jesus just went toward the light.

Stoner 2: Dude. That’s crazy disrespectful to Jesus. Jesus was enlightened.

Stoner 1: Yeah. Maybe. He didn’t think he was one with those moneychangers, though. I mean, you don’t get all angry at people you’re one with.

Stoner 2: True.

This concludes our foray into Stoner Debates. They’re every Tuesday and Thursday on Pearl Street, right past the guy who plays a mean saxophone.

Sorry for the short post today. It’s Saturday, and there’s a farmer’s market out there. Have to go find me some more out-of-contexts. Subscribe. I’ll be back in action tomorrow and you’ll know about it before anyone else. Except the other subscribers.



  1. Shit. did my comment get eaten? It was all about fish habitat and Bibles.

    Comment by Ellen Wilson — April 19, 2008 @ 10:22 pm | Reply

  2. It did! It did! Oh well.

    Have fun with your veggies. E

    Comment by Ellen Wilson — April 19, 2008 @ 10:23 pm | Reply

  3. Fish habitat? Bibles? Man, I’m disappointed. You tease.

    Comment by Tei — April 19, 2008 @ 11:10 pm | Reply

  4. Man, I miss living in Boulder. Unless you mean South Pearl Street in Denver, near which I also miss living. But I especially miss Boulder. {sigh}

    Comment by Matt Tuley — April 20, 2008 @ 2:14 am | Reply

  5. It is, indeed, Boulder. I dunno if the stoners hang out on the other Pearl Street, but here they are embraced.

    Comment by Tei — April 20, 2008 @ 4:56 am | Reply

  6. And they say drugs make you dumb.

    Comment by Nicole — April 20, 2008 @ 11:40 pm | Reply

  7. You’d love Overheard in New York, girl.

    It slays me. 🙂

    Comment by Lori — April 21, 2008 @ 12:23 pm | Reply

  8. The Gideons at MSU used to hand us out green Bibles. They were stationed strategically at the Red Cedar River.

    My husband used to chuck them in the river. I said it was sacrelgious. He said he was creating fish habitat.

    Comment by Ellen Wilson — April 21, 2008 @ 6:58 pm | Reply

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